First come, first served-guaranteed same day service

   
         

No please, no thank you, no food

         
       

No one to sit in Jimís chair between 4p & 6p

       
         

Report any Elvis Sightings to server

         
   

Selected members of the staff available for private parties

   
         

No drinking or loudness on streets

         
         

Please no stealing bottled sauces

         
         

Don't feed kitchen staff

         
     

Please accommodate Scunny, please laugh at his jokes

     
     

Please no pepper playing-no touching the Barbie cage

     
         

Natty Boh will not be served in a glass

         
         

Parties can be subject to 18% gratuity

         
         

Donít drink & drive

         
     

Please no pipe or cigar smoking-no dancing on tables

     
     

Our food is spicy, please check with your server...we donít want to eat your food because you canít

   
          Please buy Irv a beer        
       

All house rules are enforced by night manager Steve

     
         

We love New York. Itís the Yankees we hate!

       
         

Be nice or leave

       
         

Thanks for hangin out!

       
                                                 
                 

Scunny would like to dedicate this menu to Tom Sterling, the quiet man.